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nielspeterdejong: Zac, cut the creepy face man, nobody’s gonna touch your bunny girl while you’re carrying a big carrot! XD And isn’t it endearing that Riven decides to go all nude like Zac? ^^ Okay, it’s not the same thing, but you get the
cannibalblogocaust: Kind of a dated reference, but hopefully you get it or use Google hehe..
jenniferann22: blogwbass:blacksissymelina:blogwbass:i’ll say yes but never get any lol I do But No one does i like the website but barely no one talks on it so yea Hi . I’m sissy Stephenie nice to meet you how do we do it?
hannah90: I think I should cut back on my swearing, but then I realize I’ll be an elementary school teacher in a few years, so I should probably just get it all out of my system now.
frankocean: well, it’s actually more like topicaine…but you get it. lol. dir. nabil
1. Thanks! And aren’t we all, just a bit inside?2. Well, it is now.3. There’ll be something like that soon ;)4. Damn right. But I’d like to think it’s not his first ride.5. But you wouldn’t want him to get cold!
James: Why is it that every time you send me a snap of your girlfriend, some other dude is fucking her? Can’t you get it up yourself?Nate: lol fuck off dude. first of all, i WAS fucking her in that last one. it was just off-cameraJames: Okay, but why
Every time I see this I can’t help but laugh at you. Actually, most times I think of you I can’t help but laugh. Also, spiders and sharks and thunderstorms. You’ll get it, I’m sure. Lol.
staypositiveandsmile10: welp, it’s not a full shot…but you get a view. (; haha. sorry to all those that follow me that know me….lol. Can… Can I play with it?
overwatchwlw: overwatchwlw: blizzard really thinks we have 蹢 for a d.va figure every single person who reblogged this and tagged it with something along the lines of “i preordered it/im buying it anyway/i can afford it but…” needs to get off
please PLEASE try not to get covid, if you can. i promise you ms rona is still out here and attacking
You guise I literally just woke up from a dream where Kwanghee was gay and we hated each other but I protected him from an asshole and suddenly I turned him straight and he asked me outand ohmg it was crazy. Now to get ready for school =_=
"HAVE YOU EVER" hour. DO IT.
I’m actually really pissed about my phone lmao… my luck has been crappppp lately and this ruined my hold tbh.. But you know what? I’m gonna do what I do best when I’m stressedI’m gonna drink a hella ton of soda, get all clean and looking
You ever feel dumb cause doing something “rebellious” is causing you to be an anxiety mess lmao??I’m not even doing anything crazy.. I’m just sneaking outside for like 1 min to get something from a friend then coming back, but still aghhh I’m
~Support me on Patreon~A patron suggested I draw some gay vampires getting married and mentioned AR’s ideas for their wedding and it blew my mind. I’m still not the biggest fan of AR but man I still love these sad vampires~
littledigits: what would you call a bill possessed Mable ? bable ? lol idk im sure someone thought up something. I’m actually surprised it turned out to be a fuller (albeit greyscale) picture. edit: yes I get it ’ mabill ‘ - you can stop
Really man??? I mean I get it when women photoshop themselves… but men? Maybe Im sexist but thats fucked up man. WTF? Also… women usually just fuck it up with warped door frames etc… you just like… anatomically reconfigured
lauraxxtennant: rundalek: Doctor x Rose (yes! I know she’s not technically Rose but you get it)↳ Cheesy pick up lines 2/? #this is ten’s ‘boners and guilt’ episode#cause he was so confused at first and then he felt bad#for objectifying
It’s finaly done Lola just had a few friends and family over for her birthday this year. If I had time I would have add more but maybe it’s better this way because you get to appreciate each babe, it’s not like over crowded with all that meat lol.
lizeerdart:Hey y’all! I have been hard at work earning my coin for next semester but in my down time, I’ve been WIPping (get it lol) up this WIP for the digital LGBT+ monster zine I’m hosting, in which case the pre orders are open NOW!!! Snag one
thetelungbarrow: the-fandoms-are-cool: arachnidhips: So hey look I have this sheet and it’s really handy if you want to develop the basics of a character it looks really simple at first but this is actually amazingly useful for getting to know your
misstylersmith: Doctor: Would you want to get married?Rose: Well, I didn’t, didn’t think that was an option.Doctor: What if it was an option?Rose: Why? What? Do you want to get married?Doctor: I wouldn’t mind being married to you. Would you mind
feralworks: THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT. Always reblog
matt-delancy: I’m certain there are a lot of nice massage gadgets one could get… But, I still prefer the one performed by someone else… Nothing beats the human contact. Not when it comes to this anyway. True. But if you don’t have anyone
on one hand i want to be spoiled but on the other hand i want to spoil someone
lesbolution: irisannwest: do you ever do you ever just have that one class that one freaking class that just depresses you when you think about it because oh god you hate it so much #the bourgeoisie tbh
lovinq-u: have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
huffingtonpost: When Street Harassers Realize The Women They’re Catcalling Are Their Moms In Disguise If you’ve ever wanted to tell a street harasser to stick it where the sun don’t shine, but couldn’t find the right words — don’t worry,
thebuttblr: goldennmami: clarknokent: xamdon:sonypraystation: FUCK 😬😶 You gotta stop playin ball after this But can I get the song the song made it even better
godfearingfeminist: brinajay-27: vybzbartel: zooviette: When you bumping that “Work” instead of getting ready for church #SamTakesOff. lmaoooooooo This is prob gonna be my dad when he hears it But that foot work
laurthargic: beigeputa: this is where the marge revvin it up meme came from. IM SCREAMING!! how did they screencap that frame so quick? I’m in tears 😂😂😂 (but if you pause it and move it to 0:08 you get her revving it up perfectly).
docislegend: spuandi: why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while
nosympathyforwhites: illestfrisco: taint3edcakes: Men irritate me everything to y'all is just “It’s not that serious chill why you mad?” But y'all get mad just at a post that says men in it. It could say “men eat cereal” and y'all gonna blow
captainsnoop: kingdomkome21: captainsnoop: i saw wendys ass today. pictrues of wendy as an anime girl are banned now. you cant do em anymore. it was funny for a minute but then i saw wendys porn by shadman now nobody gets to play ball. fuck you. it’s
romeo542: romeo542: all the white people in the comments explaining the context of the gif dont seem to realize the irony “but you don’t understand, jerry had a REASON to be mad at the black guy!” like when has that ever been how memes work.
dizzleceezy: argentourage: what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags #it would either get me laid or slapped#I’m willing to play the game [via rockinrye]
gaylor-moon:you can’t masturbate away the depression but that won’t stop me from trying It come close tho. Plus I sleep hard af after that strong nut #tmi
woodmeat: chinaija: deezcandiedyamztho: zumainthyfuture: Lmfao dude was getting it Lol he got that Jesus Joy Jig GO AWF FA THE LORDT when you white but black jesus fuck wit you heavy
coubaril: localstarboy:LMAOOO NOOOO IM MAD BUT LAUGHING @westindianheaux Highway driving is easier than city driving once you get over the fear of the speed. I prefer it over city driving.
florapatite: rainbow-quartz-hates-terfs: sassy-echidna: Aka men on the bachelor have no taste I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is
dopefreshlife: 1softie: queen-aaliyah: I’ll never get over the fact that she was dancing inside the engine of a motorcycle with a custom made Chanel catsuit debuting her ponytail wit da hump while rocking her mans pendant while being the one driving
manuponman: i thought he’d be so much bigger. i’d still fuck tho. sexy. celebri-xxx-ties: Joe Budden : He may be a woman beater but he can get it lol if You love naked celebrities like me Check us out: Celebri XXX Ties
mizzbeethebodynyc: See guys when you spend you get what you want client said I have 赨 more if you come a huge load he wanted to tape it so I thought I would share it’s dark but you get the picture lol
apitnobaka: so. i just read this manga called dare ga omae wo suki dato itta and of of the story trope is ‘you are my childhood crush i want to marry you’ (not exactly but you get the idea)it was so adorable i had to stony it lol
ghost-y: doomy: soundgoodizer: unpopular opinion maybe? but the microtransaction stuff in video games with like lootboxes/crates/etc (where it’s random and you don’t know what you’re gonna get) is absolutely gambling and should be subjected to
twistedpolyamor: blvck—ice: batmanliveshere: reallymang: woodmeat: chinaija: deezcandiedyamztho: zumainthyfuture: Lmfao dude was getting it Lol he got that Jesus Joy Jig GO AWF FA THE LORDT when you white but black jesus fuck wit you heavy
officialmacgyveralt-deactivated:crazy-brazilian:Dude had an impaction but never got rid of it until the toilet gave him an enema. Lol.
“I wanted to send you a nice anon BUT YOU HAVE IT DISABLED” that’s because I get mean anons and they hurt me more than I let people know lol.
imjustfloatinghere: hptals: kinkybitchkat: Nasty and Kinky See, now, give it to me goddammit. I love how you can find what you need on tumblr but fuck if you can get it Everything is on tumblr! YeH, how do I get it on me? Lol
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theprincessdee: car-crashhearts: iamladarien: woodmeat: chinaija: deezcandiedyamztho: zumainthyfuture: Lmfao dude was getting it Lol he got that Jesus Joy Jig GO AWF FA THE LORDT when you white but black jesus fuck wit you heavy I feel like
i actually don’t like the mystery dungeon games tbhi was excited for the last one cause of the trailer with the female pikachu but then found out the one in game was a male and you couldn’t pick otherwise and i felt lied to so i didn’t get it LOL
ouulala-smooch: dramatizes: OMG omg im dying! this is why you should not write in your own ask LOL at first i didnt realise what was so funny but i get it now
Thunder Thighs!!!!!!
i-am-the-third-heat: the-average-gatsby: Requested by garlogan78 What you thought the lyrics to The Rural Juror were, and what they actually are (remastered) original true beauty and genius
Avatar Parker?
you're after my robot bee!